Your Horoscope For Today - текст песни
Your Horoscope For Today
AQUARIUS! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes To the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A- Mole 17 hours a day
PISCES! Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what Those idiots at work say
ARIES! The look on your face will be priceless when you find That 40-pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a Hickey to Meryl Streep
TAURUS! You will never find true happiness - what you gonna Do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch Of stuff and then go back to sleep
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GEMINI! Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your Explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble your fiance Hurls a javelin through your chest
CANCER! The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the Rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while Taking your driver's test
LEO! Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and Staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it Down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
VIRGO! All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent -
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