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Why Does This Always Happen To Me_ - текст песни



Why Does This Always Happen To Me_


I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report


About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru


There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive


On the Richter scale it measured 8.2





And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"


"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"


What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything


And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed





Why does this always happen?


Why does this always happen to me?


Why does this always happen?


(Why) Why does this always happen to me?





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I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl


There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead


And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere


As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head





And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him


Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk


Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again


Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work





Why does this always happen?


Why does this always happen to me?


Why does this always happen?


(Why) Why does this always happen to me?





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Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner


And he told me I should buy another case


Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking


So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)





Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck


I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then


But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little


And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)


Oh, tell me





Why does this always happen?


Why does this always happen to me?


Why does this always happen?


Why does this always happen to me?





Why does this always happen to me?


(Why does this always happen to me?)


Why does this always happen to me?


(Why does this always happen to me?)





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Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba


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