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Wanna B Ur Lovr - текст песни



Wanna B Ur Lovr


I don't have a library card


But do you mind if I check you out?


I like your skeletal structure, baby


You're an ectomorph, no doubt





Your face is real symmetrical


And your nostils are so nice


I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl


So I could see you twice





Girl, you smell like Fritos


That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare


You're so hot, you're gonna melt


The elastic in my underwear





I'll bet you're magically delicious


Like a bowl of Lucky Charms


You'd look like Venus de Milo


If I just cut off your arms


What I'm tryin' to say is ...





I wanna be your lover, baby


I need somebody to love


You know I just wanna be your lover, baby


Now, I need somebody to love





Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo


Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo


Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo


Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo





Do you believe in love at first sight


Or should I walk by again?


My love for you'd like diarrhea


I just can't hold it in





Stop, drop and roll now


'Cause baby, you're on fire


I'll bet your outfit


Makes a lot of noise in the drier





You're absolutely perfect


Don't speak now, you might spoil it


Your eyes are even bluer


Than the water in my toilet





Say, has anyone ever told you


You've got Yugoslavian hands?


No, of course not, that would be stupid


Just forget I ever brought it up


The point I'm trying to make is ...





I wanna be your lover, baby


I need somebody to love


You know I just wanna be your lover, baby


Now, I need somebody to love





Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo


Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo


Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo


Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo





I wanna be your Krakatoa


Let my lava flow all over you


I wanna be your anaconda


And your heat-seeking missile too





I wanna be your beef burrito


Am I making this perfectly clear?


I wanna be your love torpedo


Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?


Uh huh





I hope I'm not being forward


But do you mind if I chew on your butt?


You can tell me truthfully


Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?





There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"


To desribe how smooth I am


Maybe you've seen my picture


It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"





My lips are registered weapons


Can I invade your personal space?


You must have fallen from heaven


That would explain how you messed up your face





Well, how'd you get through security?


'Cause, baby, you're the bomb


I'd like to take you home right now


So you can meet my mom


Because I ...





I wanna be your lover, baby


I need somebody to love


You know I just wanna be your lover, baby


Now, I need somebody to love





Girl, you must be Jamaican


Because Jamaican me crazy


Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)


Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)





I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)


I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)


You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)


Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)





I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)


I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)


You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)


Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)





I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)


I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)


You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)


Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)





I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)


I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)


You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)


Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)



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