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Couch Potato


Look


If you had


One shot


To sit on your lazy butt


And watch all the TV you ever wanted


Until your brain turned to mush


Would you go for it?


Or just let it slip?


Yo





Remote is ready


Eyes wide, palms are sweaty


There's Flintstones on the TV already


Wilma 'n' Betty


No virgin to channel surfin'


And I'm HD-ready


So I flip


Garbage is all I'm getting





There's Simon Cowell


Who folks wanna disembowel


He opens his mouth


Always says something foul


They're dyin', wow


Wannabes are crying now


He votes them out


Time to throw in the towel





Shows based on reality


Oh, the humanity!


Oh, Ozzy's family


Sho' loves profanity


Whoa, the insanity


Oh, dogs that crap and pee


Home of depravity?


No, they live happily


Yo





Plus "Da Ali G Show"


And "Celebrity Mole"


Oh, and there's Anna Nicole


Well, she's scaring me





"Look ma, no cavities"


Oh, it's a station break


Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something





"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me


But I'd still tune in every show (show)


My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO


The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)





"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"


They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)


I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO


The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)


(You're gonna)





My butt is aching


As I watch NASCAR racing


That show about undertaking


Larry King


To "24" to "Law And Order"


The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters


Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"


The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey





Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'


"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'


So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"


And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute


I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it





I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"


Then I bet


I watch "The Bachelorette"


Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"


And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'





"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"


They told me, they'd scold me


But I'd still tune in every show (show)


My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO


The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)





"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"


They told me, cajoled me


But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)


I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO


The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)


(You're Gonna)





Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"


I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"


But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day


Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay





Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour


After that, felt like I needed a long shower


Network execs with naked ambitions


"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"





Like to tie up those programming planners


Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"


Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"


Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider





And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"


And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a


Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"





Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak


And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week


A 30 second spot


Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"


I was planning on recording "The Sopranos"


I forgot





I love shows with or without a plot


I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot


Because I only have got


One brain to rot


I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot





"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"


They told me, they'd scold me


But I'd still tune in every show (show)


My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO


The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)





"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"


They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)


I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO


The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)


(You're gonna)





You can watch anything you want to, man



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