Only buy this if you're lonely
Only listen if you're blue
If you are married and you are happy
This song (Texts of songs ) is not to do with you
If you're listening at your work place
Feeling small amongst the men
Do not sing this to your workmates
This song (Texts of songs ) is not to do with them
But if you're sitting on a barstool
Wondering what on earth to do
Don't let them tell you no-one cares
This songs one especially for you