C5 G#5 Bb5
What?s the name of the song (Texts of songs ), explosivo
C5 G#5 Bb5
Don?t know what its about, but its good to go
C5 G#5 Bb5
What?s the name of my girlfriend, I don?t
C5 G#5 Bb5
Know, But she?s built like the shit, and she?s good to go,
C5 G#5 Bb5
Go, she?s good to go, she?s good to go
C5 G#5 Bb5
We are fueled by Satan, yes we?re schooled by
C5 G#5 Bb5
Satan Schooled by Satan
C5 G#5 Bb5
Writing those tasty riffs, just as fast as we
C5 G#5 Bb5
Can Fueled by Satan
C5 D#5 F5
We were the inventors of the cosmic astral code
C5 D#5 F5
We?ve come to blow you away, we?ve come to blow your nose
C5 D#5 F5
We?ve come to fuckin blow, we?ve come to blow the show
C5 D#5 F5
We?ve come to fuckin blow, you go, you ro
C5 G#5 Bb5 C5 G#5 Bb5 C5 G#5 Bb5
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
C5 G#5 Bb5
What?s the name of the song (Texts of songs ), explosivo
C5 G#5 Bb5
Don?t know what its about, but its good to go
C5 G#5 Bb5
I am not one of you
C5 G#5 Bb5
I come from a distant time
C5 G#5 Bb5
I am known as the angel crusher
C5 G#5 Bb5
These picks that I give you
C5 G#5 Bb5
were molded in Satan?s cauldron
C5 G#5 Bb5
Take these picks,
C5 G#5 Bb5
They?re souvenir Satan picks
This song (Texts of songs ) is played with power chords:
Dm - (X577XX) (or D5)
C - (X355XX) (or C5)
Bb - (X133XX) (or Bb5)
C . . .
Lee Lee Lee Lee
Dm C
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Bb C
Were talkin fuckin Lee
Dm C
I had a friend named Lee
Bb C
He cast a spell, a spell on me
Dm C
If me and Lee and KG could be three
Bb C
Flyin free tenaciously
Dm C
Skinny dippin in a sea of Lee
Bb C
I?ll propose on bended knee
Dm
To Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
C
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Bb C
Lilitlilee Lee Lee Lee Lilitlilee Lee Lee Lee
Dm C Bb C
If Lee could be with me and KG (that?s me)
Dm C
We?d be free(We?d be free) plant a tree(plant a tree)
Bb C
just for Lee(just for Lee) Lee
Dm C Bb
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
C Dm
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
G - (320003)
G11 - (320013) (actually it?s a Gadd11)
D/B - (X20232)
Am7 - (X02213)
Csus2 - (X30XXX)
C - (X3XXXX) (only used once)
G G11
G G11
Well me and KG yeah we?re going to sing
G G11
A little song (Texts of songs ) about a few special things
D/B Am7 G G11 G
Special things Talking special things
D/B Am7
Like when a friend gives a friend a helping hand
D/B Am7
Helps his little buddy to understand
G G11 G
That?s a special thing
G11 G
a very special thing yeah take it JB, take it
G G11
I hate to interrupt the thing
G G11
That Lee was singing about him and KG
D/B Am7
Special thing, what do think this is
G G11 G
Tenacious D three D no no no no
D/B Am7
Like when KG hits a tin cup shot
D/B Csus2
On a genesis golf tee cup,
G G11
That?s a special thing, thatsa special thing
D/B Am7 D/B Csus2
Or when KG, pops in Jenny Craig Mac and Cheese and hands it to me
G G11 G
That?s a special thing, that?s a special thing
D/B Am7
Now one and one and one is three
D/B C
A rare occasion for that?s triple D
G G11
(Reeearrrrerearrrr deerdidideeeerder)
KG JB and me KG JB and
G G11 G D/B Am7
(Reeearrrrerearrrr daaaaaaoooooo dododoooooooooohahahaugh)
Lee KG JB and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
E D B E D B
We?ve been sent to issue all you people here a warning
E
I?m not at liberty to say
D B E D B
the details of this most peculiar warning yeeaaaaaaahhhh
E D B E D B
Suffice to say, all you people here are in grave danger
Em . . . . . . . . .
So come on
Em C*
Through the skies, he flies, but he doesn?t know the reason why
D* C*
But he flies, so high, You know that its true
Em C*
Allot of times, when the elders, they smile
D* C*
An illusion, an infusion, an intrusion,
B* E
an amusement park ride
E D B
Exploding brains from Alzon to Zanzibar
E D B
To the shores of ye old rustic Chinook
E
Decimating the competition
D B
Leaving in their wake the blind ambition
E D B
Come along children, and rock get it on
A B E
In whatever heinous realm that it squats
A B E
In whatever heinous realm that it squats
A B A
In whatever heinous realm that it squats
G F# F
that it squats, that it squats, that it squats
A - (577655)
G - (355433)
D - (557775)
B - (X24442)
E - (022100)
A A A A
A G
The road is fuckin hard
D A
The road is fuckin tough
A G
There?s no question that
D A
It is rough rough stuff
B G
The road is a B I itch my friend
A
But it?s the only road I know
B G
When I?m snackin on a tasty bouch
E
Right after the show
Bm - (X24432)
A - (X02220)
E - (022100)
F# - (244322)
Here is some variations (hammerons and pulloffs) to the chords in
the beginning.
Bm A E F#
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|-----2h3-------2h3p2--2---------0-0-----2-2-2-|
|-----4---4-----2----2-2-----0h1-1-1-----3-3-3-|
|-----4---4-----2----2-2-----2---2-2-----4-4-4-|
|-2-2-------0-0--------------2---2-2---4-4-4-4-|
|------------------------0-0---------2---------|
Bm A E F# Bm A E F#
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch. Jesus Ranch
Bm A E F# Bm A E F#
He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, all right
D A E
I?m takin a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside
Bm
Smells of shit Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
A E F#
I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I
Bm A E F#
Flalalalalylaiii And I fly fly
Bm A E F# Bm A E F#
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch Jesus Ranch Jesus
Bm A E
I fell in love with a baked potato
F# Bm A E
That?s when i started to dance yeah in France
D A E
I'm takin a walk in the woods Fuck yeah It?s nice very, very
Bm
nice. Smells of shit Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
A E F#
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom and I
Bm A E F#
Flalalalalylaiii And I fly fly
Bm A E F#
Flalalalalylaiii And I fly I?m
Bm
Gooooooooooooooone
Bm A E F#
|-7-10-10-10-10-7-10^-7---7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-7-10-7---12^--10-|
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Bm A E F# Bm
Ah fricka dooo gadooo Ricka dicka deudoo raregadong
A E F#
Geegone agagon yeah
I met a tasty baby in Michigan
|------5----------------------------5----5---5----5-5--5----5-5-|
|-----5-----------------------------5h7--7---7/8--8-8--87--7-7-|
|----5------------------------------7----7---7----7-7--7----7-7-|
|---7-------------------------------7--------7----7-7--7----7-7-|
|--7--------------------------------5--------5----5-5--5----5-5-|
|-5-------------------------------------------------------------|
We screwed two times then I left
|-0---------------------------------0h2--2---2h3--3-3--3p2--2-2-|
|-1---------------------------------3----3---3----3-3--3----3-3-|
|-2---------------------------------2----2---2----2-2--2----2-2-|
|-2---------------------------------0--------0----0-0--0----0-0-|
|-0---------------------------------0---------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------|
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan Why can?t I
|-0---------------------------------0h2--2---2h3--3-3-3-3-3-3-|
|-1---------------------------------3----3---3----3-3-3-3-3-3-|
|-2---------------------------------2----2---2----2-2-2-2-2-2-|
|-2---------------------------------0--------0----0-0-0-0-0-0-|
|-0-----------------------------------------------------------|
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stay in one place for more than two days why
|-3---------3----3--3-----------------------0-----------------|
|-3---------3----3--3------------3----3--3--0-----------------|
|-0---------0----0--0------------2----2--2--0-----------------|
|-0----0----0----0--0--0----0----0----0--0--2-----------------|
|-2----2----2----2--2-----------------------2-----------------|
|-3----3----3----3--3--2----2----2----2--2--0-----------------|
Because I?m talkin about the road
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|-1----1----X----X----3----3------------------5---------------|
|-2----2----X----X----0----0----T------------5----------------|
|-3----3----X----X----0----0----A-----------5-----------------|
|-3----3----0----0----2----2----P----------3------------------|
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