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Pastor Skillz


"And we'd like to thank our junior ushers for doing


such a wonderful job, look at 'em ... Pastor Skillz's


last sermon with us today. But it's not a sad time


it's a wonderful and joyous occassion. Pastor


Skillz's last sermon ... Pastor Skillz."




Before our presentation


I'd like to thank the members of the congregation


For being patient


This morning I got a lil' somethin' to say


How many of y'all woke up and didn't even feel like comin' down here?


Well, Brother James, it's a shame


I know you're sitting there, and all you're worried about is your football game


Well, me and the Lord, we worry about some things


Like you in the parking lot, smoking on your rock cocaine


(Say what?) Man, everybody know it


And if your mom can't read the announcements faster


I'ma hafta let her go


And Sister Alice, you late


'Cause don't think I don't see you stealin' out my collection plate


Y'all don't hear me ... 'cause if you did, you'd pray I told you


'Cause if you do it in the dark, it's gonna come to the day


And Brother Todd, I know that times is hard


Ask the church for help, you ain't gotta steal money from your job


You can't cheat, 'cause the man up above


ain't no sense stealing if ya' gonna blow it at strip clubs


An' Sister Keisha, don't look in his direction


He wouldn't be at your strip club if his wife gave him some affection


The choir need to sing a song (Texts of songs ) for y'all


This morning I need to know what is wrong with y'all


Satan's swinging his swords again


Sister Kim keyed up the door to my Benz


Now the teacher said I got to reach you


Somebody said "Pastor, teach" so I'm preach


That's what I came to do


And Lord knows, Sister Williams, we all need to pray for you


You can't do this, I knew you was ghetto


If backsliding was a sport, you'd have a gold medal


The dinners you sold last week was cold


And the fish you fried was two weeks old


I know you did it, so go on and admit it


Half the choir ain't here, 'cause they home sick


Y'all my people, but I know ya' well


We in some troubling times, it ain't hard to tell


But some a' y'all are goin' to hell


If you keep leaving Bible study to watch Dave Chappelle


Lord knows I love ya' brothers deep


But don't sit in the pew if you been smokin' weed


I know you're saying "Pastor, "


But Lord, I'ma tell it like it GI is


And Sister Gladys, ya' need to repent


'Cause when I call your house, I hear 50 Cent


This house is in a mess


We got some problems in here that we need to address


And the ushers I shouldn't have to mention


You so busy dancing to Usher to pay attention


And Brother Wayne, you can't take the sound


You bootleggin' services and sellin' 'em downtown


What am I gonna do?


I can lead you to the door, I can't take you through


Now bear with me, it's almost over


I gotta speak on it, y'all, and get the dirt off my shoulder


I'm a city [?], so you gotta get it clear


Deacon Smith's been having affair for twenty-two years


Some a' y'all is doin' wrong


But I'm gonna go on, I told ya' I wasn't gonna hold ya' long


Now I ain't got much more to say


Me and Tony goin' to Shaunie's, we gonna miss the buffet



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