Anything You Can Do, i Can do Better - текст песни
Anything You Can Do, i Can do Better
*Jonny and Mishelle continue to argue as music starts*
Jonny: Anything I can do, you think you could do better...I'll ALWAYS be Better, MUCH better than you! Mishelle: No, you're not! Jonny: Yes I am! Mishelle: No, you're not! Jonny: Yes I am! Mishelle: No, you're not! Jonny: Yes I am, YES I AM!!!
*Mishelle put her hands to her hips,glaring at Jonny* Mishelle: Yeah? We'll see about THAT! *continues singing*
Mishelle: Any insult you can think of, I'll come up with one better! I Can always think of an insult much better than yours! Jonny: It ain't so! Mishelle: Yes, it's so! Jonny: It ain't so! Mishelle: Yes, it's so! Jonny: It ain't so! Mishelle: Yes, it's so! YES IT'S SO!!!
*rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher Tones for Some time*
Travis: Oh this is great, they're yelling so much louder! Soon, my Ears'll be bleeding, I'll be hemorraging! Hadji: Better not make a mess out here! Claudette: *strains to hear clearly* What did you say? I do not Think I can HEAR!
*Jonny taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing*
Jonny: Any trap you can escape from, I can escape quicker! You're such a Slowpoke, you'll NEVER catch up! Mishelle: Dream on! Jonny: It's the truth! Mishelle: Dream on! Jonny: It's the truth! Mishelle: Dream on! Jonny: It's the truth! IT'S THE TRUTH!!
Mishelle: Any guy you can beat up, I can beat up faster! You're too Clumsy, and you HIT LIKE A WUSS! Jonny: Canine-face! Mishelle: Wussy-boy! Jonny: Canine-face! Mishelle: Wussy-boy! Jonny: Canine-face! Mishelle: Wussy-boy! WUSSY BOY!!
*Travis sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to fight*
Jonny: Any car you drive, I can drive better! I can drive anything Better than you!
*Hadji's eyes widen, Jessie tries not to laugh*
Mishelle: Birds will die! Jonny: No they won't! Mishelle: Squirrels will die! Jonny: No they won't! Mishelle: Other animals will die! Jonny: No they won't! NO THEY WON'T!!!
Jessie: I don't believe this! They're at it for HOURS! Better forget About sleeping anytime tonight! Bryce: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!!! Travis: *covers his ears* I would, but it won't do much good!!
*Bryce glares at his brother*
Mishelle: If you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse! Heck, BANDIT'S got better hair, MUCH better than yours! Jonny: He does NOT! Mishelle: He does TOO! Jonny: He does NOT! Mishelle: He does TOO! Jonny: He does NOT! Mishelle: He does TOO! HE DOES TOO!!!
Jonny: Anything you can throw, I can throw harder! That hairy Tarantula's a good prove of that! Mishelle: You're a JERK!! Jonny: You're a DOG!! Mishelle: You're a JERK!! Jonny: You're a DOG!! Mishelle: You're a JERK!! Jonny: You're a DOG!! YOU'RE A DOG!!!
*Mishelle gets angrier. Bandit comes inside the room*
Mishelle: Everytime I scream, you will scream LOUDER!! And then you'll Faint, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A GUY??!! Jonny: TOMBOY!! Mishelle: FEM-BOY!! Jonny: TOMBOY!! Mishelle: FEM-BOY!! Jonny: TOMBOY!! Mishelle: FEM-BOY!! FEM-BOY!!!
Caludette: Travis, better get out, I can see what is coming. Bandit will Be having someone here for dinner!! *Bandit chomps on Travis' leg* Travis: HELP! HE'S EATING THROUGH MY JEANS!!! Bryce: *laughing, Travis glares at him* I can't help it!! He treats you Like MEAT!!
*Tai-Lee goes to Jonny and Mishelle, still fighting*
Tai-Lee: Please stop fighting, we need our rest! Do not forget we had a Really long flight! Jonny: It's HER fault! Mishelle: It's HIS fault! Jonny: DOBERMAN!! Mishelle: CLOROX-BOY!! The rest of the JQ 2000 team: GO TO BED!! GO TO BED!!! GO TO BED!!!!
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