May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't say what I think he did, did He?" And Dr. Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! Feminist women love Eminem Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But the worse is what's going on in your parents' bedroom Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My mama's on your lips, my mama's on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals" Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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