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Comin Out My Closet (Parody) Lyrics - текст песни



Comin' Out My Closet (Parody) Lyrics


[Intro]


Where's my penis?


I have no penis in my butt hole - there you go


Yeah.. yo, yo








Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?


I have; I've been penetrated and ejaculated against


Rammin’ shafts up my faggot ass, look at my brass


Ever since class I’ve been suckin’ off my teachers to pass


All this cum motion unloadin' run deep as ocean's explodin’


Nut keeps splashin’ from faggots just suck 'em off and keep goin’


Nut-takin’ bummer I’m known as to every one in my region


Keep stickin’ ass in the mornin’ and takin’ cocks in the evenin’


Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouth


See they can bugger me, but y’all never figured me out


Look at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.


Blame my momma?


She was the fattest slut in the house!





Chorus:


I'm sorry momma!


I never meant to hurt you!


I never meant to make you cry; but tonight


I'm comin’ out my closet (one more time)


I said I'm sorry momma!


I never meant to hurt you!


I never meant to make you cry; but tonight


I'm comin’ out my closet








Ha! I got some vibrators in my closet


and I don't know if no one knows it


So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it


I'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '83


before I ever had to worry about the HIV


I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months


My faggot father used to put his willy up in my bum


cause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eye


And lookin’ back on it all now I fuckin’ wish I could die


I look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behinds


Even if I hated men , I'd grit my teeth and I'd try


to make it work with �em, at least for papa's sake


He maybe made some mistakes


but he’s the only gay who taught me everything that I know today


What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb


But the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong


’Cuz he'da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throat


It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Batty Boy Show"





Repeat Chorus








Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition


Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin’


But put yourself in my position; just try to envision


witnessin’ your momma gobblin’ Mormon missionaries in the kitchen


Bitchin’ that someone's always pullin’ down her drawers and clit's itchin’


Goin’ through public whorehouse systems, victim of crack-controlled pimpin’


My whole life I was made to believe I was straight when I wasn't


'til I grew up, now I do what you did, I’m sick to my stomach


guzzlin’ it


Wasn't it the reason you gave that VD to me MA?


So you can try but can’t deny the way you treated me MA?


But guess what? You're gettin’ Alzheimer’s now, brain dead and alone too


And your care home security’s gettin’ lax, you’re gonna know when I bone you


My asshole’s gettin’ so big now; you should see it, it's beautiful


But you'll never see it – �til I shit on you at your funeral!


See what hurts me the most is when I take cocks that are long


Rips through my thong - keep tellin’ myself its all cuz’a mom!


But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get


You selfish bitch; I fought fuckin’ long and hard for these dicks


Remember when Elton came out gay and you said you’re glad it’s not me?


Well guess what, I +AM+ gay - gay as a faggot can be!





Repeat Chorus (2x) till end



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