Doctor: Scalpel
Nurse: Here
Doctor: Sponge
Nurse: Here
Doctor: Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing!
Nurse: Ah!
Doctor: We're gonna have to shock him!
Nurse: Oh my! Oh my God!
Doctor: We're gonna have to shock him!
Nurse: Oh my God!
Eminem: These are the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) results of a thousand electric volts
A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) pulse!"
A kid who refused to respect adults
Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose
A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery
Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me
And I might snap, one day just like that
I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) bike rack
(Whosssssh) My first day in ( text songt ficd.ru ) junior high, this kid said,
"It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die"
I looked at my watch it was one twenty
"I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?"
He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..."
My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first
Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works"
I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst!
Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!"
N: "What's the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) matter?"
E: "I don't know, my leg, it hurts!"
N: "Leg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?"
E: "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!"
N: "Mr. Mathers, the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) fun and games are over.
And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework."
E: "But don't you wanna give me after school detention?"
N: "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him."
Chorus: } repeat 2X
Brain damage, ever since the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
Eminem: Brain damage..
Way before my baby daughter Hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
so everyday he'd shove me in ( text songt ficd.ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) lockers
One day he came in ( text songt ficd.ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in ( text songt ficd.ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) urinal til he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in ( text songt ficd.ru ) blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe
He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The principal walked in ( text songt ficd.ru ) (What's going on in ( text songt ficd.ru ) here? )
and started helpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) janitor's storage booth
Kicked the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) door hinge loose and ripped out the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
or stole my seat in ( text songt ficd.ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.
I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good."
I cocked the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) broomstick back and swung hard as I could
and beat him over the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) head with it til I broke the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..
.. Made it home, later that same day
Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray
I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read
I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry! )
She beat me over the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) head with the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) remote control
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?"
M: "Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
E: "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "*** it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in ( text songt ficd.ru ) my head
then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in ( text songt ficd.ru ) my neck
