I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now
Yes man
As the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) World Turns
We all experience things in ( text songt ficd.ru ) life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
Eminem: I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) courts
Cuz we're dope as *** and only get a 2 in ( text songt ficd.ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) source
They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool, takin a shit in ( text songt ficd.ru ) a warm pool
They threw me out the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in ( text songt ficd.ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) microwave
After that, It was straight to the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in ( text songt ficd.ru ) front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
*** the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) next lesson, I'll past the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) test guessin
And all the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in ( text songt ficd.ru ) gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in ( text songt ficd.ru ) the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) ground
And took her up to the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
! Chorus
As the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) World Turns
These are the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) days of our lives
These are the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) things that we must go through
Day by day
Eminem: We drive around in ( text songt ficd.ru ) million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) courts
Cuz we dope as *** and only get a 2 in ( text songt ficd.ru ) The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) laundromat
Where all the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as *** and I don't get paid till the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) house she ran up in ( text songt ficd.ru )
And shot her ***in ( text songt ficd.ru ) porch up
Kicked the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) room
Thats when I seen the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) bedroom door shut
I know you're in ( text songt ficd.ru ) there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in ( text songt ficd.ru ), its unlocked!"
I walked in ( text songt ficd.ru ) and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my ***in ( text songt ficd.ru ) leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) best!"
Stuffed that shit in ( text songt ficd.ru ) crooked and ***ed that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this mother***in ( text songt ficd.ru ) dick!
Bitch, come here!
! Chorus to fade
And as we go along
Throughout the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the ( text songt ( Тексты песен) ficd.ru ) world keeps turning
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